Last Friday, Diddy wrote a letter asking the judge to release him from prison immediately. As you know, last year Diddy was arrested and charged with running a prostitution parlor.
“For many years, people have called me gay. Some said that I look gay, and to prove that I have nothing to do with that, I invite them to my house so that they can see the MC Hammer in action. I’ve never paid these ladies who come over any money, so how is that prostitution?”
The famous rapper had a lot to say. Months ago, he complained about the conditions in prison and requested to be moved to a better facility. That request was rejected. Now, in his two-hundred-page letter to the judge, he proclaims his innocence.
“All I did was supply the baby oil to my guests, which I sold for a thousand dollars apiece. How is that a crime? I stopped rapping and decided to chase this business opportunity. They asked for baby oil, and I bought it in bulk and sold it to them for a profit. This was just a business move. Supply and demand. That’s it. I wasn’t running anything; I was just meeting the demand.”
Diddy said that some of his invitees were models, and some were famous people. Yes, they had parties and drank expensive champagne. Diddy insists that nothing he ever did was a crime. He requests that he be released immediately.
“I invited people, and when they come together, they do what grown people do. How is that a crime?”